There is a hair in my salad

We took Joe to Zia's for Fathers day lunch this weekend. When our salad's arrived I noticed there was a large black hair in mine. I quietly mentioned this to Joe and then we got the waiters attention. He apologized prefusely and brought me a new salad. He then asked if I would like fresh pepper on my salad and I did so he began to grind the pepper. Adam yelled out as he watched the pepper hit my salad "Hey Man...stop putting more hair on my mommy's salad...she doesn't like hair on her salad!"