Adam phrases

Recently Adam often starts conversations with me by saying in a very serious tone
" Mommy I HAVE to tell you something."
or
"Mommy, I have a very important question to ask you."
or
"Mommy, Did you know..."

He is a chatty little man and will talk to anyone and I mean anyone.

To an older lady at Target
"Are you a grandma?"
The lady: "no"
Adam: "Why are you not a grandma? You ARE old"
Me: ugh speechless...grab and go haha

To a lady bent over looking at something on a low shelf
Adam: Why is that old lady sticking her butt out?
Me; SHHHHH
Adam: Hey old lady with your butt sticking out what are you looking at?
Me: grab him and go haha

more adamisssms to come later...